| Congratulations on the new place. Starting next week, you're allowed to start complaining about how it used to be more real. |
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Congratulations on your new place. Be sure to start off right by avoiding your neighbors.
Congratulations on your new place. We're hoping you come around soon to the whole idea of furniture.
Congratulations on moving to the suburbs in time to hone your vicarious living skills.