Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "Anxiety of Confluence"

Do you really like me, or is this just a pre-Valentine's Day frenzy (which I'll also take)?

Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "Mr. Right Now"

Valentine's Day is almost here, and you'll do for now.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "At Long Last"

Despite best efforts, I love you.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "At Long Last"

Despite best efforts, I love you.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "At Long Last"

Despite best efforts, I love you.

Relationships :: Afraid of Commitment :: "Post-fem Changeup"

But boyish evasiveness is part of my unusual brand of girlish charm.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "E-trail Oriented"

For someone who's come so far in life you have a remarkably scant google trail, so kudos.

Holidays :: Christmas :: "North Pole Trade Agreement"

Being unemployed doesn't exempt you from buying me toys.

Holidays :: Christmas :: "Fearing the God-fearing"

Your oppressed white Christian rage is understandable, and has cowed me into appreciation. Merry Christmas.

Holidays :: Christmas :: "Passing for Merry"

I admit to being a little annoyed when you wished me a Merry Christmas, but I'm happy you don't think I look Jewish, so we're cool.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "Romantic Intent"

The other day when you were talking, and I was picturing myself strangling you, I felt pretty bad afterward.

Professional :: My dear Co-worker :: "Point & Flip"

Your detailed and violently held opinions about various software applications, though too numerous to remember, are noted and respected.

Holidays :: Halloween :: "Carob Package"

It's possible that some neighborhood children don't share your strict vegan worldview.

Holidays :: Halloween :: "Gender Tending"

You've made the master list of people waiting for the slightest socially acceptable excuse to crossdess. Happy Halloween.

Events :: College Admission :: "Life of the Mind"

I saw some professor from your school on tv last week. He seemed like a smug jerk. Hope you're learning lots.