Events :: College Admission :: "Life of the Mind"
I saw some professor from your school on tv last week. He seemed like a smug jerk. Hope you're learning lots.
Events :: College Admission :: "Watered Down Applicant Pool"
Congratulations on your admission to such a prestigious school. Everyone's opinion of you has gone up a lot, and our opinion of the school has gone down some too.
Events :: College Admission :: "University of Someplace"
I've never heard of the college you're going to, but everyone tells me it's an excellent school. Congratulations.
Events :: College Admission :: "Tuition Factoid"
Congratulations on your acceptance to a top private university. For the same price, you could buy 7 Honda Accord's and hand them out like candy.
Events :: College Admission :: "Plato's Cage"
Welcome to the next size wheel in the rat race of the mind.
