Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "Anxiety of Confluence"
Do you really like me, or is this just a pre-Valentine's Day frenzy (which I'll also take)?
Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "Mr. Right Now"
Valentine's Day is almost here, and you'll do for now.
Holidays :: Christmas :: "North Pole Trade Agreement"
Being unemployed doesn't exempt you from buying me toys.
Holidays :: Christmas :: "Fearing the God-fearing"
Holidays :: Christmas :: "Passing for Merry"
Holidays :: Halloween :: "Carob Package"
It's possible that some neighborhood children don't share your strict vegan worldview.