Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Canon Fodder"
Your belief in self-improvement through education is endearingly quaint.
Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Advanced Placement"
You finally found a plausible excuse for hanging around teenagers. Good luck with school.
Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Re-schooled"
Good luck with school. I hope the job you're training for still exists when you finish.
Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Bully Redux"
I think in night school it's frowned upon to bully the skinny kid into doing your homework.
Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "12 Step Smugness Program"
Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Add Information and Stir"
Good luck with school and be sure to stop by next year so we can see if you're any smarter.