Events :: Engagement :: "Reverse Outing"

So, you're not gay after all. Not that it would be a problem. But this is good too. Congratulations.

Events :: Engagement :: "Long Engagement"

Congratulations on your engagement and the noteworthy more than 9 months until your marriage.

Events :: Engagement :: "Newleymeds"

Congratulations on finding someone whose DSM-IV profile so perfectly complements your own.

Events :: Engagement :: "Your Dear Lazy Friend"

Congratulations on your engagement. Please don't feel like you have to invite me to the wedding, though, as I hate shopping for gifts.

Events :: Engagement :: "Unreleased Ranking"

Congratulations on your engagement. It'll be my secret that she was your fourteenth choice.

Events :: Engagement :: "Pleasant Surprise"

Congratulations on your engagement. Many of us thought you'd never get married in a non-Vegas situation.

Events :: Engagement :: "Engaging up"

Congratulations on your engagement to someone who seemed pretty much out of your league.

Events :: Engagement :: "Wedding or Funeral"

Congratulations on your engagement. When I saw you had called, I figured it was either that or someone had died.

Events :: Engagement :: "Flight Risk"

I had never heard of this "surrender your passport" engagement tradition, but anyway, congratulations.

Events :: Engagement :: "Soulmate"

Let me be among the first to congratulate you on your engagement with what's-her-name, your obvious soulmate.

Events :: Engagement :: "Lovely and Nonbinding"

Congratulations on your engagement. It's a beautiful thing when two people find each other and make a nonbinding agreement.