Events :: Moving :: New Place :: "Avoid thy Neighbor"
Congratulations on your new place. Be sure to start off right by avoiding your neighbors.
Events :: Moving :: New Place :: "Paradigm Shift"
Congratulations on your new place. We're hoping you come around soon to the whole idea of furniture.
Events :: Moving :: New Place :: "Suburban Infitters"
Congratulations on moving to the suburbs in time to hone your vicarious living skills.
Events :: Moving :: New Place :: "Downward Mobility"
Congratulations on moving to the slum your parents fought to escape.
Events :: Moving :: New Place :: "Apartment Envy"
Congratulations on your new place. What's the rent?
Events :: Moving :: New Place :: "Gentrification Myopia"