Professional :: Selling Out :: "Happiness Quotient"

Recent studies show that money actually can buy happiness. Congratulations on selling out.

Professional :: Selling Out :: "21 Grams Exchange Rate"

Congratulations on selling out. They say you can actually see the moment when the soul leaves the body.

Professional :: Selling Out :: "Rock out, Cubicle Monkey"

Congratulations on selling out. Be sure to rock out to the rebellious music of your choice in your idiosyncratically personalized cubicle.

Professional :: Selling Out :: "Sycophant Chance"

My schedule's pretty open, so feel free to keep me in mind for the entourage short list.

Professional :: Selling Out :: "Default Rationalization"

You're right, it is more efficient to bring down the system from within.

Professional :: Selling Out :: "New Economy, Old Habits"

Just because you've sold out doesn't mean you can't still leave insultingly small tips.

Professional :: Selling Out :: "Price fixing"

And now we know your price.

Professional :: Selling Out :: "Goods and/or Services"

I hear it's not so much the money as that stuff you can buy with it. Congratulations on the sell out.

Professional :: Selling Out :: "Cavity Exchange"

Before having your soul officially extracted, make sure to at least get a dental plan.

Professional :: Selling Out :: "Farewell, Glamorous Poverty"

Congratulations on selling out. We'll miss you among the poor and self-righteous.

Professional :: Selling Out :: "Double Windsor Friendship"

Welcome to the other side. Let's get together sometime and talk about tie knots.

Professional :: Selling Out :: "Bulletproof Vested"

I heard the fuck-you money finally kicked in, congratulations.