Holidays :: Halloween :: "Naughty + x = Costume"
You were very convincing as a slutty theme-oriented version of yourself. Happy Halloween.
Holidays :: Halloween :: "Gender Tending"
Holidays :: Halloween :: "Scary Holiday"
Since the world isn't scary enough, Happy Halloween.
Holidays :: Halloween :: "Here's your greeting, Chuck"
Even though the Great Pumpkin has screwed us all one time too many, Happy Halloween.
Holidays :: Halloween :: "Carob Package"
It's possible that some neighborhood children don't share your strict vegan worldview.
Holidays :: Halloween :: "Free Candy"