Holidays :: Thanksgiving :: "Thanksgiving Means Never Having to say Genocide"
If you take care of the Turkey, I'll bring the infected blankets.
Holidays :: Thanksgiving :: "Fugitive Vegetarianism"
Holidays :: Thanksgiving :: "Swinging Turkey"
After power and money, L-tryptophan is among the most powerful aphrodesiacs.
Holidays :: Thanksgiving :: "Role Call"
As of this year's meal, you've been promoted to "crazy uncle." Congratulations.