Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "OCD Collector"

I may not have a sparkling personality, but I have a lot of neuroses and many of them can fill in as personality.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Tech Support"

Your lack of a text messaging plan on your cell phone is seriously hampering my ability to flirt with you.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Bureau of Public Records"

Just googled you and must say, you have a fascinating web trail.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Unselfconsciousness Notice"

I am charmingly unaware of my own good looks.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "E-trail Oriented"

For someone who's come so far in life you have a remarkably scant google trail, so kudos.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Flip"

I'm not that charming but I'm flip, which is the new charming.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Goldilocks-Level Interest"

I am available but not too available. Let's do something soon, but after a little while.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Not Getting It"

Are you playing hard to get? Because I'm not very perceptive.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Stalker-Admirer Threshold"

I hear there is a fine line between an admiring friend and a stalker. So before it gets to that point, how about we go out sometime?

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Just My Stereotype"

From one walking cliche to another, I like your style. Let's go be parodies of ourselves somewhere together.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "DSM-IV Dummies"

Let's go out soon, before your well crafted personality starts to seem like a pathology to me.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Low Maintenance"

Not only am I low maintenance, I come with free upgrades and no hidden spyware.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Hard to Get"

I am playing hard to get. Except for this announcement e-mail which doesn't count.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Shady Character"

You're kind of shifty, but in a good way. Enjoy it before the aging process makes it laughable.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Cocky and Funny"

I am cocky and funny. Let's have a drink.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Maintenance Fee"

I am very low maintenance, after the standard maintenance fee.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Out of Excuses"

I'm running out of work-related excuses to spend time with you. So, how about we just do something for the sake of it this time?

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "I Can't Believe It's Not Listening"

I'm not a great listener, but you'll never notice a difference.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Speed Datemaking"

I've been told you should make a move within 10 seconds of attraction. So, you have about 6 more to send me a card.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Instant Guts"

I know we've been friends for years, but I was waiting for just the right time to ask you out. And it never came along. So how about now?

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Interested"

I may not be that interesting but I have lots of interests.

Ice Breakers :: Flirting :: "Good Listener"

I hear that I'm a good listener. And this is despite a 30% hearing loss.