Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Stop Hitting on Me"

Please stop hitting on me. It's getting hard to keep playing oblivious.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Vegetarian Surveillance"

I don't eat meat, but this is not an open invitation for you to check everything I eat for mistakes or my hypocrisy.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Indie Downpour"

Your torrent of references to bands I've never heard of has left me, in no particular order, exhausted, annoyed, and impressed.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Cold Comfort"

Your admirable comfort with your own sexuality has actually helped me find new aspects of my own sexuality to be ashamed of. Thank you.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Surprise R.S.V.P."

I was both relieved and annoyed not to be invited to your wedding, but am not sure in what proportion. Congratulations.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Unique Experience"

Traveling together was a real experience. Let's do it again after a long, long time.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Sandwich Plea"

You don't need to be any skinnier. Please eat.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Library Science for the Insecure"

Your passion for self-improvement is admirable but the size of your self-help book collection is getting obscene.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Declined Risk"

The first step to becoming a safer driver is noticing that no one accepts rides from you.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Try Photogenic Self-Hatred Again"

Your ubiquitous melancholy was kind of hot when it made you emaciated, but now that you're overweight, I'm finding it harder to empathize.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Tidiness Challenged"

I was surprised that such a smart, successful person was tidiness challenged. Let me help you organize.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Fashion Act"

I really like the way you dress, but if I could, I would issue a few prohibitions

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Ear Maintenance"

You are a great talker. You could always add some "listening" to your skill set, for a little balance.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Bohemian Backache"

Maybe you can be a nomadic citizen of the world and also have some furniture.

Just so you know :: Had to be said :: "Truth and run"

I would want my friend to tell me when I'm noticeably gaining weight. There I said it. I'm out of here.