Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Change of Venue"

Good luck with the transition from pretending to work to pretending to learn.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Role Model"

Good luck with school. You've inspired me to buy a handful of those online Master's degrees.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Re-schooled"

Good luck with school. I hope the job you're training for still exists when you finish.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Canon Fodder"

Your belief in self-improvement through education is endearingly quaint.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Advanced Placement"

You finally found a plausible excuse for hanging around teenagers. Good luck with school.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Bully Redux"

I think in night school it's frowned upon to bully the skinny kid into doing your homework.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "We'll Miss You Most of All"

Good luck with school. We'll miss you out here in the real world.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Professional Skill Maintenance"

Good luck at school. I hope you still find the time to maintain your freecell and solitaire skills

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Academic Narcolepsy"

Good luck with school. Think of us every once in a while when you're waking up at the crack of noon.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Outsource Me"

Good luck with school. The more education you have, the louder you get to complain when your job moves overseas.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Salt Mine Reservation"

Good luck with your degree. We'll keep a seat handy for you back here in the salt mines.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Monster Killers"

Good luck with school. Education is the silver bullet. And also the garlic clove, the wooden stake, the cross, and natural light.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Add Information and Stir"

Good luck with school and be sure to stop by next year so we can see if you're any smarter.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "12 Step Smugness Program"

Congratulations on going back to school. I don't think I'll be able to stop condescending to you all at once but we'll get through this together.

Professional :: Yet Another Degree :: "Earning Potential"

Good luck with school. As one of your chief creditors, I'm happy to see your earning potential creep up.