Professional :: Interview :: "Glossy finish"

Good luck with the job interview. When you ask questions, use the company's name, instead of, "this here bitch."

Professional :: Interview :: "Dirty mind your manners"

Good luck with the interview. Just imagine them naked. But don't drool, shriek, or grin like an adolescent.

Professional :: Interview :: "People Persons"

Good luck with job interview. Just remember, you hate them more than they're indifferent to you.

Professional :: Interview :: "Tin Ear"

Good luck with the interview. For your one weakness, talk about your taste in music.

Professional :: Interview :: "Inspirational"

Good luck with the job interview. Soar like an eagle over a snowy cliff with a rat in its mouth.

Professional :: Interview :: "Disembodied"

Congratulations on your smashing phone interview success, giving hope to articulate plain people everywhere.

Professional :: Interview :: "Glib is in"

Good luck with the job interview. Remember, an easy answer is still an answer.

Professional :: Interview :: "Classified intelligence"

Good luck with the job interview. Research the company until you know it inside and out. But don't show them your recon photos until after receiving an offer.

Professional :: Interview :: "Shell-shock"

Good luck with the job interview. Don't talk smack about your last job, just grin, widen your eyes, and nod knowingly.

Professional :: Interview :: "Poor perfect me"

Good luck with the interview. For your weak point, mention your violent perfectionism.