Professional :: New Job :: "Sinking Ship"
Professional :: New Job :: "Successor Hazing"
Professional :: New Job :: "Excessive Loyalty"
Good luck at your new job, you'll be missed. And I promise to treat your replacement badly.
Professional :: New Job :: "Work-force Be With Us"
Professional :: New Job :: "Mysterious Headaches"
Professional :: New Job :: "Missing the Fun"
Sorry to see you go, particularly so soon before the "free cocaine" policy takes effect.
Professional :: New Job :: "Merit Supplement"
Congratulations on your new job and coincidental family connections.