Professional :: Retirement :: "In & Out"
Congratulations on your obnoxiously early retirement.
Professional :: Retirement :: "Exit Scapegoat"
Professional :: Retirement :: "Selection C-4"
Professional :: Retirement :: "Keep in Touch"
Congratulations on your retirement. If you ever miss bitching about the place, just give me a call.
Professional :: Retirement :: "Break on Through"
Congratulations on making it to the other side. Send back some snacks and morale
Professional :: Retirement :: "Bartered Bonus"
Congratulations on your retirement. I'll give you three hundred cash for the watch.
Professional :: Retirement :: "Acquaintance Magnet"
Congratulations on your retiring for 30. Expect to hear from old friends.