Relationships :: Meeting the Parents :: "Daddy's Mind's Eye"
It's not that my father doesn't like you, it's just that he can't stop picturing us having sex.
Relationships :: Meeting the Parents :: "Parent Prep"
Relationships :: Meeting the Parents :: "Cool Parents"
Relationships :: Meeting the Parents :: "Performance Exemption"
My parents hate everybody, so don't feel bad.
Relationships :: Meeting the Parents :: "Humor check at door"
When you meet my parents, it'd be best to leave out all jokes. They don't like to laugh.
Relationships :: Meeting the Parents :: "PG-13 evening"
Relationships :: Meeting the Parents :: "Good Start"
My parents really liked you, just not with me. But we can work from there.
Relationships :: Meeting the Parents :: "Short Term Rents"
Don't worry about my parents, they don't remember anyone's name until the 5th meeting.