Just so you know :: I Love You :: "The Iron Mean"

The percentage of time I love you now far exceeds the moments when I want to brain you with a skillet.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "Romantic Intent"

The other day when you were talking, and I was picturing myself strangling you, I felt pretty bad afterward.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "Death by a Thousand Squeezes"

I love you but your toothpaste dispensing method shreds my soul.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "At Long Last"

Despite best efforts, I love you.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "Passive Voice"

You are loved. By me. I'll get them into one sentence eventually.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "Interpersonal Growth Supplement"

You've really grown on me. For now, let's just appreciate that.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "Textual Feeling"

I love you. I'm just working up to saying it aloud.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "Excitable Speech"

If you only say "I love you" when we're having sex, it gets less convincing over time.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "Manufactured Scarcity"

I only never say "I love you" because I want it to really mean something, in case I ever do.

Just so you know :: I Love You :: "Intramural Standard Compliant"

I've never been so in love before with someone not completely out of my league.