Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "Rejection Proof"

Would you be my Valentine? (If the answer is no, that was just a hypothetical).

Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "Keep your Integrity, Hand Over the Goods"

I admire your suspicion of this fake holiday, but would be even more impressed by an expensive & extravagent gesture.

Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "Sweet Sweet Macroeconomics"

Support our nation's chocolate-flower-card economy and maybe next year you'll have a job.

Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "Mr. Right Now"

Valentine's Day is almost here, and you'll do for now.

Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "Talk Individual, Buy Conventional"

Make with the irony all you want. You're still buying me gift + card + dinner.

Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "Transgression Slip"

Would you find a Valentine's Day breakup unforgiveable or merely tacky?

Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "More of Same?"

This is the first time I've been with the same person 2 Valentine's Days in a row -- are the rules different?

Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "Archie's Choice"

This is to let you know that if you're planning a Betty & Veronica style double-time for Valentine's Day, we're already sharing notes and revenge fantasies.

Holidays :: Valentine's Day :: "Anxiety of Confluence"

Do you really like me, or is this just a pre-Valentine's Day frenzy (which I'll also take)?