Events :: Anniversary :: "Happy Anniversary"

Even though our relationship has no clear start date, Happy Anniversary.

Events :: Anniversary :: "Math Phobia"

Happy Anniversary. I don't like calendars but I like you.

Events :: Anniversary :: "Punctual Anniversary"

Happy Anniversary. I sent this card on time, it just arrived late because of a server error that is for some reason anticipated in this card text.

Events :: Anniversary :: "Undying Novelty"

Happy Anniversary. Every day with you is still a new adventure that is similar to yesterday's adventure.

Events :: Anniversary :: "I Like those Odds"

Happy Anniversary. I'll be sending you one of these every day until I'm right.

Events :: Anniversary :: "Reverse Cusack Maneuver"

This time you've somehow managed to be unromantic enough to circle around into quirky romance. I am appeased.

Events :: Anniversary :: "Satisfaction Guaranteed"

Happy Anniversary. We are still under bumper-to-bumper warranty.

Events :: Anniversary :: "Obligatory Time Warp"

Happy Anniversary. Let's reenact the day we met. I've hired extras and had special newspapers printed.

Events :: Anniversary :: "Relationship 2.1"

I wasn't sure if the clock starts over after each time-out, so happy on/off anniversary.

Events :: Anniversary :: "On this Very Day, Basically"

Happy Anniversary. It's been a great approximately one year.